born 5 November 1970

Amanda Field, Los Angeles, California, magazine editor

Javy López, Ponce, Puerto Rico, major league catcher

Meltem Cumbul, Izmir, Turkey, actress

Meredith Moseley, Marshall, Texas, costume designer

Ryan Wetnight, Fresno, California, NFL football player

Tazmin Outhwaite, Ilford, England, actress

In this long litany of names, I’ve seen more porn names and movie titles than I can count or remember. Still, nothing I’ve seen sounds all that much dirtier than the following true statement: “The Packers used to have a tight end called Wetnight.”