born 1 June 1970

Alejandro “Marley” Wiebe, Buenos Aires, Argentina, TV host

Alexi Lalas, Detroit, Michigan, soccer player/executive/TV analyst

António Pedro Cerdeira, Monte do Estoril, Portugal, actor

Edith Marin, Sint-Gillis-Waas, Belgium, Belgian “Big Brother” contestant

Helga Mandel, birthplace unspecified, Hungarian actress

Jaume García Arija, Barcelona, Spain, actor

Jean-Charles Fitoussi, Tours, France, writer/director

Jean-François Sturm, Strasbourg, France, production designer

Laura Jaszcz, Columbus, Ohio, actress

Madhavan Ranganathan, Jamshedpur, India, actor/game show host

Mariane Vicentini, São Paolo, Brazil, actress

Marjon Keller, Hilversum, The Netherlands, singer

Morris Chapdelaine, birthplace unspecified, Canadian puppeteer

Nicole Ettinger, New York, New York, producer

Paul Schrier, Las Vegas, Nevada, actor

René Marik, Hildesheim, West Germany, puppeteer

Shane Matthews, Cleveland, Mississippi, NFL quarterback

Todd M. Schultz, birthplace unspecified, American associate of Jerry Springer

Yvonne Russo, Los Angeles, California, Native American actress/producer

As a player I found Today’s Winner completely insufferable, but at least he was distinctive. As a commentator I actually find him relatively palatable. We’re all going to be seeing entirely too much of him these next few weeks, though.