Alan Nash, birthplace unspecified, Australian TV producer
Camille Henderson, Vancouver, British Columbia, singer
Clifton Collins, Jr., Los Angeles, California, actor
Cobi Jones, Detroit, Michigan, soccer player
Oliver Schiffers, Aachen, West Germany, production assistant
Phil Mickelson, San Diego, California, golfer
Rusdi Ramli, Ulu Klang, Malaysia, actor
Tom Sorensen, Little Falls, Minnesota, property master
Clearly the greatest beneficiary of the Tiger Woods’ Penis In All Crevasses At Once scandal of Thanksgiving 2009 is Today’s Winner.With his lefthandedness, his ill-fitting shirts, his monogamy, his love of gambling, and so forth, he was already America’s Favorite Club-Swinging Athlete After Tiger to begin with.Now that Tiger continues to be brought low by his robotic sex addiction, Mickelson is well-positioned to lap up championships and endorsements well into his eighties.He may well prove to be the most legendary individual born in 1970 (excepting March 30th's winner of course).
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