Wednesday, June 16, 2010

born 16 June 1970

Alan Nash, birthplace unspecified, Australian TV producer

Camille Henderson, Vancouver, British Columbia, singer

Clifton Collins, Jr., Los Angeles, California, actor

Cobi Jones, Detroit, Michigan, soccer player

Oliver Schiffers, Aachen, West Germany, production assistant

Phil Mickelson, San Diego, California, golfer

Rusdi Ramli, Ulu Klang, Malaysia, actor

Tom Sorensen, Little Falls, Minnesota, property master



Clearly the greatest beneficiary of the Tiger Woods’ Penis In All Crevasses At Once scandal of Thanksgiving 2009 is Today’s Winner. With his lefthandedness, his ill-fitting shirts, his monogamy, his love of gambling, and so forth, he was already America’s Favorite Club-Swinging Athlete After Tiger to begin with. Now that Tiger continues to be brought low by his robotic sex addiction, Mickelson is well-positioned to lap up championships and endorsements well into his eighties. He may well prove to be the most legendary individual born in 1970 (excepting March 30th's winner of course).


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