born 11 October 1970

Adam Blank, Des Moines, Iowa, documentarian

Björn Jörundur Friðbjörnsson, birthplace unspecified, Icelandic bass player/actor

Charles Arthur Berg, San Francisco, California, line producer

Chidi Obioma Ahanotu, Modesto, California, NFL football player

Constance Zimmer, Seattle, Washington, actress

Edo Brunner, Dordrecht, The Netherlands, actor

Fabiana Medina, Bogota, Colombia, actress

Leslie Culton, Atlanta, Georgia, porn star

Luther M. Mace, New York, New York, short filmmaker

Robert Niblett, Los Angeles, California, grip

Tom Burns, Rahway, New Jersey, composer/sound mixer

Won-hie Lim, Seoul, South Korea, actor

Thanks in part to a letter that my ancient Irish ancestors might well have been familiar with, Today’s Winner’s name should only be pronounced out loud by this guy.