born 15 October 1970

Biljana Srbljanovic, Stockholm, Sweden, Serbian writer/politician

Elgin Baylor Lumpkin, Washington, D.C., R&B singer Ginuwine

Geir Henning Hopland, Bergen, Norway, short filmmaker

Jeffrey Lund, Baltimore, Maryland, digital effects artist

Jenna Byrne, New York, New York, actress

Kevin Kliesch, Teaneck, New Jersey, orchestrator

Luísa Costa Gomes, Lisbon, Portugal, script supervisor

Manuel Jesús Rodríguez Rodríguez, Rincón de la Victoria, Spain, musician El Koala

Skylor Capri, Irvine, California, porn star

Tara Carnes, birthplace unspecified, American actress

Timothy Joseph Ripley (died 22 June 2001), Santa Barbara, California, porn star Leo Masters

Zak Orth, Libertyville, Illinois, actor

Zeb Atlas, Portland, Oregon, self-styled fitness model/erotic film star/bodybuilder

The first three names on the roster today are our co-winners.

The first, for her unwelcome Scrabble slate of a last name, and for her pugilistic public stances in Serbian culture. And for being an accomplished playwright, and kind of a looker (for a writer) to boot.

The second, for being a C-list 90s celebrity, with one of the more awesome celebrity-derived given names I have ever encountered. Way to go Mr. and Mrs. Lumpkin!

The third, for the charming photograph that accompanies his main IMDb profile page.