born 20 October 1970

Artemis Antoine, Long Beach, California, porn star/dominatrix’s daughter

Colin O’Herlihy, Los Angeles, California, extra

Frank Hills, Mount Clemens, Michigan, actor

Heather Harlan, Richmond, Virginia, actress

J. Robinson Wheeler, Pasadena, California, short filmmaker

Joe Petcka, Clintonville, Wisconsin, actor/cat killer

Maurizio Gabriele Graziano Casula, La Spezia, Italy, short filmmaker

Michelle Perez Maglalang, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, nativist daughter of immigrants/rightwing spokeshussy/Oberlin graduate Michelle Malkin

Nikky Smedley, unspecified birthplace in England, Teletubby Laa-Laa

Patrick Murphy, birthplace unspecified, Irish singer

Salvadore Chavito Guerrero III, El Paso, Texas, professional wrestler

Ted Deiker, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, production supervisor

Yoshihiro Yamakazi, Urayasu, Japan, professional wrestler Tiger Mask

This group seems to include some especially odious individuals, I gotta say. Rather than honor any of them specifically, I’d rather share with you, apropos of nothing except the general welfare of humanity, the following link, a well-written summary of a Prince aftershow that took place in the city of Paris early one morning this past summer. That seems like a better thing for you, my valued reader, to be contemplating than any of the works the folks born today have had to offer (though one of them did work on a picture with the marginally hilarious title Emotional Backgammon).