born 16 October 1970

Adrian Murrell, Fayetteville, North Carolina, NFL football player

Anna Nolan, birthplace unspecified, UK “Big Brother” contestant

Caroline Héroux, Montreal, Quebec, writer/producer

Marco Rossi, Queens, New York, porn star

Hairy Mary, birthplace unspecified, presumably hirsute porn star

Mehmet Scholl, Karlsruhe, West Germany, soccer player

Stewart Shields, Huntsville, Alabama, TV line producer

Tom Williams, Sydney, Australia, Australian “Dancing With The Stars” contestant

Tommi Olavi Raitolehto, Helsinki, Finland, actor

Meekly and indifferently, I nominate Today’s Winner for his contributions to German-Turkish amity.