born 1 March 1970

Jari Ylämäki, Uurainen, Finland, composer

Kasandra Green-Griebel, North Vancouver, British Columbia, production coordinator

Martijn Hullegie, birthplace unspecified, Dutch TV director

Mary Lou Lord, Salem, Massachsetts, singer/songwriter/early Courtney Love nemesis

Mey Lan Chao, Beijing, China, actress

Michael King, Greenville, Mississippi, boy location manager

Miho Nakayama, Tokyo, Japan, singer/actress

Patrick Robert, birthplace unspecified, Québécois actor

Tony Armer, Toledo, Ohio, producer

Voldi Way, a Volkswagen bus in Glenolden, Pennsylvania, software executive

I want the winner to be Mary Lou Lord, but most other sources say she was born in 1965, which is probably more like it.

I’m going to give today’s prize to Michael King, just because his IMDb page is such a mess. As much as I want to believe he could have been on the crew of Breaking Away at the age of eight, I’m pretty sure that must have been some other person by that name. I will always have such a soft spot in my heart for that film. It’s one of the first – if not the first – non-G-rated non-Star-Warsy films I remember being taken to see in the theater as a kid. That freeze-frame of Paul Dooley at the end…I’m pretty sure my face will be making that expression quite a bit as Clementine’s teenage years bear down upon me.