born 17 March 1970

Aaron Freeman, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Gene Ween

Adrián Mas, birthplace unspecified, Cuban actor

Andrew Mackie, birthplace unspecified, American publicist/producer

Don Bernier, state of Maine, film editor

Florin Raducioiu, birthplace unspecified, Romanian soccer player

Gary Riotto, Teaneck, New Jersey, actor

Grisha Alasadi, birthplace unspecified, German cinematographer/editor

Harry Mearing, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, lawman

Jason Novak, Los Angeles California, associate producer

Jerry Prochazka, Berwyn, Illinois, producer

Laura Netscher (died 5 May 2005), birthplace unspecified, South African reality TV producer

Michael Coleman, Williams Air Force Base, Arizona, extra

Mikael Marcimain, Stockholm, Sweden, TV director

Parrish Hurley, Brooklyn, New York, stand-up comedian

Sam Botta, West Hollywood, California, extra

Timothy Deenihan, McKeesport, Pennsylvania, actor

Todd Tomlinson, Santa Monica, California, child actor

Yanic Truesdale, Montreal, Quebec, actor

Femininity dictated that my wife watched a lot of Gilmore Girls reruns while pregnant with my daughter. So I was kind of soaking up bits and pieces of it by osmosis. I have no idea what Yanic Truesdale’s character was supposed to be: a butler? a fashion designer? a spy? A closest-thing-to-a-black-guy-in-rural-Connecticut? I’m making him the winner because he’s like the person in a dream who absolutely does not belong, and thereby helps tie the thing together.

I reserve the right to honor Ween at a later time. But I confess, I am skeptical of an honest-to-GodWeenSatan 1970 date of birth for those guys. Seems a little off to me.