born 19 April 1970

Anne Fowler, birthplace unspecified, English porn star

Hen Avigdori, Petah Tikva, Israel, TV writer

Iain Gardner, Glasgow, Scotland, animator

Jamie Shields, Toronto, Ontario, composer

Kelly Holmes, Pembury, England, miler

Lo Kauppi, Stockholm, Sweden, actress

Luis Miguel, San Juan, Puerto Rico, Mexican singer

Marina Proctor, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, makeup artist

Michael Barrow, Homestead, Pennsylvania, NFL football player

Per Kristiansen, Drammen, Norway, information technologies systems administrator

Roberto Schinardi, Turin, Italy, short filmmaker

Vojko Anzeljc, Ljubljana, Yugoslavia, Slovenian writer/director

Unless you want to count Olympic champion women’s middle distance runner Kelly Holmes, Today’s Winner is the only international superstar on this list. I suspect he’s also the only person on this list turning forty in a Cedars-Sinai hospital bed, recovering (we hope) from a bronchial infection contracted as a complication of a pre-fortieth-birthday liposuction gone horribly awry. Yowch. Get well, get well, Luis Miguel.