born 28 April 1970

Aimee Lynne Tenaglia, Hornell, New York, it’s unclear what she does now but she’s no longer the actor or the lawyer she once was

Arturo Paglia, Naples, Italy, actor

Bobby Deen, Albany, Georgia, son of Paula Deen

Bryan Baker, Dublin, Ireland, actor

Csaba Schlachtovszky, birthplace unspecified, Hungarian TV writer

David Ross Elliott, Dublin, Ireland, actor

David Freidin, birthplace unspecified, American assistant editor

Diego Simeone, Buenos Aires, Argentina, soccer player

Elina Salovaara, Vaasa, Finland, actress

Inge Posmyk, Biberach an der Riß, West Germany, TV news anchorwoman

Kathleen McClellan, Bloomington, Illinois, actress

Nicklas Lidström, Avesta, Sweden, Olympic hockey gold medalist

Notla Yogy Doow, Bristol, England, animation associate producer

Sean Silas, birthplace unspecified, American TV movie writer

Sherry Zwerin, Ubon, Thailand, American actress

Sophie Dion, birthplace unspecified, Québécois actress

Vince Duffy, Los Angeles, California, himself

I’m making Today’s Winner Arturo Paglia, simply on the basis of his hometown. It’s frustrating to me that I’m pushing forty and have never been to Italy. Furthermore, everybody I know who’s been to Naples says it’s great, yet great in a grimy, scary, and wholly untouristy way. So it’s high on the list of Italian places I want to visit…yet how can I put it ahead of all the others? And how old will I actually be when I ever find the time or money to go, if ever? A conundrum. I guess one always has to have a list of aspirational destinations that one never actually reaches. For me, that list is destined to remain awfully long.