born 16 September 1970

Aaron Cannata, Bellflower, California, cameraman

Andaç Haznedaroglu, birthplace unspecified, Turkish TV actress/director

Antonio Manetti, Rome, Italy, writer/director

Cécile de Ménibus, Paris, France, good-looking French TV person

Christine Urspruch, Remscheid, West Germany, actress

Doug Cockle, Twentynine Palms, California, actor

Hans Payer, Levis, Quebec, digital effects artist

James Landrith, Peoria, Illinois, veteran/biracial libertarian

Jarkko Pajunen, Varkaus, Finland, actor

Julie Aschenbrenner, Baltimore, Maryland, makeup artist

Kenneth Hatlee, Endicott, New York, production assistant

Kerttu Rakke, Võrumaa, Soviet Union, Estonian writer

Knowl Johnson, Greenwich, Connecticut, teen actor

Michal Milowicz, Warsaw, Poland, actor

Nela Kocis, birthplace unspecified, Croatian actress

Nick Sagan, Boston, Massachusetts, science fiction writer (not by coincidence)

Rudy Balli, San Antonio, Texas, writer

Sandi Simcha Dubowski, Brooklyn, New York, documentarian

Today’s Winner is the Chupacabra! Accepting on behalf of the mythical Puerto Rican vampire creature, who enjoyed a brief vogue in popular culture around the turn of the century, is Today’s Surrogate Winner, who co-wrote the picture Troma threw together to cash in on the goat-sucking-monster craze.