born 28 September 1970

Chad “Cumpuppy” Adams, state of California, gay porn star

David Wills, state of New Jersey, actor/disk jockey

Gretchen Weigel, Washington, D.C., actress

Ilia Eshkenazy Jossifov, Sofia, Bulgaria, composer

Joyce Westergaard, Costa Mesa, California, actress/costume designer

Kimiko Date, Kyoto, Japan, tennis player

Miraç Eronat, birthplace unspecified, Turkish actress

Petr Halberstadt, Liberec, Czechoslovakia, actor

Yûji Kishi, Tokyo, Japan, actor

This one goes out to Today’s Winner’s agents, whose names are Jenny Varva and Aurora Lizardi. I can’t even believe either one of those names is real, let alone that they both are, and they’re in business together. California is full of strange and exotic women I’ll never meet. Fortunately, I was able to ensnare an unsuspecting one, who blithely migrated east.

In closing: Jenny Varva and Aurora Lizardi. That is all.