born 31 January 1970

Anthony Alvarez, La Vega, The Dominican Republic, actor

Brady Kuhlman, Columbia, South Carolina, assistant to Mr. Hopper & Ms. Stone

Daniela Humlova, Prague, Czechoslovakia, script supervisor

Eric Bricker, St. Louis, Missouri, documentarian

Eric Walker, Upland, California, actor

Karin M. Nielsen, Arlington, Texas, actress

Lance Gilmer, Chicago, Illinois, makeup man

Margariet van der Linden, Nieuw-Lekkerland, The Netherlands, journalist

Martin Brouillard, Montreal, Quebec, cameraman

Minnie Driver, London, England, actress

Pyotr Korshunkov, birthplace unspecified, Russian bit player

Rachel Jéan Marteen, Atlanta, Georgia, Playboy playmate

Will Bryant, Houston, Texas, story editor

Got to give it up for Today's Winner; her scrawny head and shoulders tower above her peers. I haven’t seen her in much since I tried to watch that bizarre and terrible FX network show about the gypsies squatting in the McMansions. Also, with Conan O’Brien so much in the news this month, I’m afraid I have to admit that her entire career is largely eclipsed in my subconscious by a silly musical bit Conan did about six or seven years ago, a sort of Sing-A-Long-with-Mitch-type number which had as its closing lines,

“…And by coincidence

Minnie Driver’s the name

Women use to describe Conan’s penis.”