born 12 May 1970

David A.R.White, Dodge City, Kansas, Christian fundamentalist actor

Diego Riestra, Mexico City, visual effects artist

Emily Madewell, state of Florida, assistant camera operator

Eric Mansur, state of California, assistant to Laurence Mark

Frank Michels, Racine, Wisconsin, independent filmmaker

Hardy-Ames Hill, birthplace unspecified, male “Big Brother” contestant

Jim Furyk, West Chester, Pennsylvania, golfer

John Holmes, birthplace unspecified, British juvenile actor

Kief Davidson, Brooklyn, New York, documentarian

Lee Dawson, Columbus, Ohio, actor

Mark Foster, Essex, England, swimmer

Nae Yuuki, Yokohama, Japan, actress

Samantha Mathis, New York, New York, actress

A lot of people on this list have succeeded, but perhaps not in quite the precise way they would have hoped.

Today’s Winner gets the prize for being probably the only performer who ever has played (or will play) in front of the cameras of David Lynch, Shohei Imamura, and Clint Eastwood.