born 22 May 1970

Brody Stephens, county of Los Angeles, California, comedian

Denver Beattie, Sacramento, California, casting and second assistant director of Italian films

Dustin Ellis, Carbondale, Illinois, animation writer/director

Eldridge E. Brown, Silver Spring, Maryland, a man with a voice so loud and deep that deaf people can hear it

Gregory Segal, New York, New York, lawyer/indie horror impresario

Guillermo Toledo, Madrid, Spain, actor

Jessica Roulston, Falls Church, Virginia, line producer

Joanne Leblanc, Glasgow, Scotland, set decorator

Joe Patane, Brooklyn, New York, “The Real World: Miami” participant

John Ward, Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland, actor

Mark Bingham (died 11 September 2001), Phoenix, Arizona, tough gay

Max Malatesta, Rome, Italy, actor

Monika Wierzbicka, Gizycko, Poland, TV actress

Naomi Campbell, London, England, model

Robin DeKleine-Stimpson, Napanee, Ontario, musician

Rodrigo Lopez, São Paolo, Brazil, actor/production designer

Shane Morton, Murray, Kentucky, theatre director

Steve Hanneman, Columbus, Ohio, tool

Steve Mazan, Chicago, Illinois, comedian

Whitney Wonders, Evanston, Illinois, porn star

Naomi Campbell’s fine if you need someone to take out the trash, but Today’s Winner actually may well have helped prevent a plane from crashing into the Capitol building. So, you know, credit where it’s due.