born 25 May 1970

Aaron Muszalski, San Francisco, California, digital paint and rotoscope artist

Afonso Vilela, Lisbon, Portugal, actor

Anna Bielanka, Opole, Poland, woman

Brett Ford (died Christmas Day 2001), Lexington, Kentucky, porn star/AIDS victim

Coll Anderson, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, sound re-recording mixer

Jamie Kennedy, Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, whatever the opposite of a comic genius is

Jayson “Rolaboi” Sutcliffe, Melbourne, Australia, figure skater

Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush, Hollywood, California, “Little House on the Prairie”’s Carrie Ingalls

Joey Eischen, West Covina, California, major league pitcher

John Nicholson, New York, New York, actor

Karl Tebbe, Dortmund, West Germany, short filmmaker

Maibritt Saerens, Silkeborg, Denmark, actress

Michael Benyaer, birthplace unspecified, American actor

Monica Lierhaus, Hamburg, West Germany, sportscaster

Neil Marshall, Newcastle upon Tyne, England, writer/director

Satsuki Yukino, Otsu, Japan, voice talent

T.J. Stone, Brooklyn, New York, actor

Thomas Brooks, New York, New York, extra

Trevor Morris, London, Ontario, composer

Today’s Winner, I’m sorry, is Keith Hernandez, for dropping a McCabe and Mrs. Miller reference into tonight’s Mets broadcast. I really do love and admire Gary, Keith, and Ron, in spite of their frequent pomposity.