born 5 May 1970

Adam J. Roth, birthplace unspecified, brother of Eli Roth

Chris Anthony, Luxembourg City, extra

György Moharos, Budapest, Hungary, wrier/producer

Hélène Médigue, Paris, France, actress

Hugh Edward “Kyan” Douglas, Miami, Florida, “Queer Eye” hair guy

Jill Adler, Northridge, California, extra

Julie Foy, Bolton, England, actress

LaPhonso Ellis, East Saint Louis, Illinois, NBA basketball player

Todd Newton, Saint Louis, Missouri, game show host

Adam J. Roth has nothing on the real Adam Roth.

Kyan has me thinking about what the specialty areas of the hosts of “Straight Eye for the Queer Guy” would be.

White baby and a black baby are born on opposite sides of the Mississippi River one day. White baby becomes a third-rate game show host. Black baby becomes a third-rate pro basketball player. America strikes again.

But the winner today is Jill Adler, for shilling corporate coffee on her Twitter feed, which links directly to her IMDb profile. Yup, it’s going to be that kind of decade, folks.