born 24 May 1970

David Benning, Calgary, Alberta, production assistant

Eucir de Souza, Guaxupé, Brazil, actor

Grzegorz Jasniak, Bytom, Poland, production designer

Guillaume Tunzini, Paris, France, short filmmaker

Jeff S. Dodge, Portland, Oregon, short filmmaker

Jeff Zgonina, Chicago, Illinois, NFL football player

Paul Marcarelli, North Haven, Connecticut, Verizon employee

Renton Kirk (died 28 September 2004), Brooklyn, New York, extra/assistant casting director

Todd 1, Brooklyn, New York, TV producer/Derrick Coleman’s lickspittle

Tommy Page, Glen Ridge, New Jersey, gaffer/musician

Today’s Winner finds himself in the same position as Henry Pollard, the Adam Scott character on “Party Down”. The only difference being that presumably, Today’s Winner is spending his fortieth birthday on a model-strewn yacht snorting powdered money out of straws made of cocaine.