born 16 August 1970

Bonnie Bernstein, Brooklyn, New York, TV sportscaster

Brett Miller, Toronto, Ontario, assistant location manager

Caron Bernstein, Johannesburg, South Africa, actress/model

Daniel Sherman, county of Marin, California, actor

Ewa Ludmila Fedak, Bielsko-Biala, Poland, set decorator

Gina Louise (died 1 January 2008), county of Alameda, California, hair stylist

Honglei Sun, birthplace unspecified, Chinese actor

Joel Radovcich, birthplace unspecified, American hit man

John Louie, Los Angeles, California, child actor/Harvard M.B.A.

Kaili Närep, birthplace unspecified, Estonian actress

Lisa Moore-Marquez, Rockford, Illinois, actress

Manisha Koirala, Kathmandu, Nepal, actress

Peter Green, state of California, cameraman

Saif Ali Khan, New Delhi, India, actor

Sean O’Connell, Chehalis, Washington, set dresser

Seth Peterson, The Bronx, New York, actor

Steve Emtman, Spokane, Washington, NFL football player

Well, I guess the winner has to be this person, because I’m pretty sure I saw her working the sidelines at the Jets/Giants game tonight. (“Working the sidelines” seems like some kind of euphemism for something unsavory.)

With that out of the way, wow, here’s a shout out to the guy who was hired by his rich-kid friend to kill the rich kid’s parents and sister so that the rich kid could inherit the family fortune at 21. It’s amazing crimes this stupid actually happen. I actually feel kind of bad for the triggerman, who’s doing life for a dumb, dumb youthful mistake. I hope he’s made his peace with his earlier stupidity, and I hope life on the inside is something he has figured out how to bear. Because if anyone deserved to actually do life and suffer, it’s the rich kid.