born 5 August 1970

Amy Strauss, Fussen, West Germany, model

David Cregg, Webster, Massachusetts, location scout/assistant chief lighting technician

Dennis Schmidt-Foß, Aschaffenburg, West Germany, actor

Erick Gosse, Troy, New York, actor

James Gunn, Saint Louis, Missouri, writer

Nicolai Farroch Mameghani, Düsseldorf, West Germany, lawyer

Rani De Coninck, Lochristi, Belgium, Flemish TV host

Simon Monjack (died 23 May 2010), Hillingdon, England, husband of Brittany Murphy

Tanya Wexler, Chicago, Illinois, director

Tijs van den Brink, Nijkerk, The Netherlands, journalist

Todd Fossey, Owatonna, Minnesota, hypnotist

Todd Lubitsch, Staten Island, New York, actor

This is a shifty batch. I feel strongly that if this group of people ever joined forces, it could single-handedly take command of a small country in a random hemisphere. Let’s hope that never happens.

I’m giving the nod to the Minnesota mind control guy. He’d be the ringleader.