born 9 August 1970

Arion Salazar, Oakland, California, musician

Brandon Williams, San Antonio, Texas, gay porn star/classically trained musician

Cary Lalonde, Kamloops, British Columbia, camera operator

Chiyako Shibahara, Saitama, Japan, actress

Chris Cuomo, Queens, New York, failed TV journalist/son of Mario Cuomo

Craig James Pietrowiak, Chicago, Illinois, producer

Eric Robertson, Hamilton, Ontario, actor

Katharina Schmaltz, Munich, West Germany, actress

Lanette Fugit, Los Angeles, California, actress

Mirjam Unger, Vienna, Austria, documentarian

Pat Mahomes, Bryan, Texas, major league pitcher

Peter Bencsik, Komarno, Czechoslovkia, cinematographer

Peter Pepe, Jr., San Antonio, Texas, animator

Robert Feeney, birthplace unspecified, American actor

Rod Brind’Amour, Ottawa, Ontario, hockey player

Stacy Valentine, Tulsa, Oklahoma, retired porn star

Thomas Lennon, Chicago, Illinois, writer/actor

WC, state of Texas, rapper

Yashpal Sharma, Hisar, India, actor

Yvonne Hornack, birthplace unspecified, German actress

There must have been more than a handful of wry remarks made behind the back of Today’s Winner by his entourage during his first European tour.