born 21 August 1970

Adonis Jordan, Brooklyn, New York, NBA basketball player

Brent Hanley, Dallas, Texas, short filmmaker

Christine Fazzino, state of Connecticut, actress

Craig Counsell, South Bend, Indiana, major league baseball player

Diana Sno, Rotterdam, The Netherlands, actress

Erik Dekker, Hoogeveen, The Netherlands, cyclist

Kelli Sample, Gaithersburg, Maryland, assistant to Gil Junger

Len Simon, birthplace unspecified, Canadian animator

Marc Evan Jackson, Buffalo, New York, actor

Matheus Petinacci, Brasília, Brazil, actor

Murilo Rosa, Brasília, Brazil, actor

Samuli Putro, Helsinki, Finland, musician

Scott Grover, Glendale, California, producer

Steve Everitt, Miami, Florida, NFL football player

William Joseph Dunn, Teaneck, New Jersey, animation background painter

Well, I never much liked Craig Counsell, even though he had that hitting stance that made it look like the bat was dangling from a fishing line suspended from on high.

I’m going to say the winner has to be the man who made it to the NBA, one imagines, based solely on the fact that a name like his positively guarantees a person a career in professional basketball.