born 16 February 1970

Alicia Río, La Capita, Mexico, porn star

Bruno Follet, birthplace unspecified, French film editor

John S. Dorsey, Ventura, California, production manager

Kevin Allison, Cincinnati, Ohio, actor

Michael Cavadias, Santa Cruz, California, actor

Nailea Norvind, Mexico City, actress

Philip R. Garrett, Springfield, Ohio, lecturer/special effects guy/and then some

Rachel Reenstra, Saugatuck, Michigan, actress

Saskia Linssen, Venlo, The Netherlands, Playboy playmate

Scott Yaphe, Montreal, Quebec, actor

Tarita Virtue, Port of Spain, Trinidad, actress

Wiebe van der Vliet, Amsterdam, The Netherlands, film and sound editor

Yuma Nakamura, Tokyo, Japan, actress

I like this guy, just because his resume seems to suggest that he intends to try his hand at every possible job related to making a movie before he’s through.

Be that as it may, I’m making Today’s Winner the versatile Tarita Virtue. Here is every single role she’s ever played, in chronological order:

Real Estate Agent

Dancer

International Traveler

Sexy Traveler

Bar Trivia Contestant

Awards Ceremony [sic]

Beautiful Woman

Doctor

Beautiful Bikini Girl

Model

VIP Guest

Hot Nurse

Fan

Herself

Gorgeous Actress

Alisha (only character she’s played who rates a name)

Brazilian Drug Lord’s Girlfriend

Hot Woman On Treadmill

Hot woman on treadmill indeed.