born 18 February 1970

Akai Draco, Bethesda, Maryland, actor

Amy McKee, Scottsdale, Arizona, casting associate

Andrew Leavold, Perth, Australia, video store proprietor

Björn Herbert Fritz Robeerto Kegel Casapietra, Genoa, Italy, actor

Diana Mórová, Bratislava, Czechoslovakia, actress

Junko Iwao, Beppu, Japan, voice talent

Kathleen Widden, Queens, New York, Macy’s Fourth of July Fireworks Spectacular talent manager

Khris Kaneff, Germantown, Pennsylvania, storyboard artist

Laure Marsac, Paris, France, actress

Lolo García, birthplace unspecified, Spanish child actor

Raine Maida, Weston, Ontario, musician

Shanna Gold, Baltimore, Maryland, costumer

Susan Egan, Seal Beach, California, actress

Tammy McIntosh, Perth, Australia, actress

Tyler Green, Springfield, Ohio, major league pitcher

The fact that hers is the most accomplished of the fifteen careers-in-progress before us today is only a small part of what qualifies Susan Egan to be Today’s Winner. Here’s the main thing: I’m reasonably certain that she is the only one of these individuals ever to have shared a stage with my wife.