born 6 February 1970

Andrea Angioli, Rome, Italy, producer

Armando del Río, Zaragoza, Spain, actor

Attila Baráth, birthplace unspecified, Hungarian TV actor

Beverley Sutherland, Manhasset, New York, interactive producer

Billy Lane, Miami, Florida, incarcerated motorcycle enthusiast

Brian Svuris, birthplace unspecified, American child actor

Cenk Sözeri, Istanbul, Turkey, TV actor

Darren Prince, Livingston, New Jersey, marketing entrepreneur

German Laverde, county of Los Angeles, California, actor

Gregg Pallini, Manhasset, New York, production coordinator

Kitty Yung, Los Angeles, California, porn star

Mai-Britt Vingsøe Watt, birthplace unspecified, Danish reality TV host

Paul Reynolds, Wanstead, England, actor

Sandra Scheucher, Starnberg, West Germany, script supervisor

Sébastien Prangère, Paris, France, film editor

Steven Caouette, Sanford, Maine, cruise ship stand-up comedian

In a crowded field, I’m giving the edge to Today’s Winner on the basis of his screen debut, Jamón, jamón, an outlandish omelet of a movie, sexy and funny fried up together, and perhaps the most enjoyable Almodóvar not made by Almodóvar. Also, in honor of my wife, I’d like to share with you this Saturday morning the lyrics to Shelley’s Ode to Bacon:

Bacon bacon bacon

I love bacon

Bacon bacon bacon

I want some right now

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