born 11 July 1970

Bonnie Gillespie, Atlanta, Georgia, casting director

Frederik Fetterlein, Ringsted, Denmark, tennis player

Jean-Luc Julien, Würzburg, West Germany, actor/short filmmaker

Justin Chambers, Springfield, Ohio, actor

Kate Thorougood, Fleetwood, England, actress

Michael Saucedo, Los Angeles, California, actor

Miki Nagasawa, Obihiro, Japan, animation voice talent

Netinho de Paula, São Paolo, Brazil, singer/Communist alderman/wife beater

Niki Lae, Tampa, Florida, underutilized porn star

Paul Vasquez, San Jose, California, actor

Todd DeLorenzo, Hackensackackackackackack, New Jersey, you ought to know by now

Tony Flores, Los Angeles, California, stuntman

Today’s Winner needs to have a word with her agent. Or any agent. She needs a couple of other roles to round out her resume. This one alone just won’t cut it if that’s all there’s gonna be from now until the end of time slash the internet.