born 3 July 1970

Alice Springs, Sydney, Australia, porn star

Askin Nur Yengi, Istanbul, Turkey, actress

Audra McDonald, Berlin, East Germany, stage actress/singer

Aurelia Sobczak, Ostrów Wielkopolski, Poland, actress

Avi Katz, birthplace unspecified, Israeli artist/animator

Brett Miller, state of Vermont, actor

Gianluca Jacquier, Rome, Italy, TV actor

John Lenin, birthplace unspecified, Hungarian porn star

Loren Olson, Los Angeles, California, actor

Minna Lehtinen, birthplace unspecified, Miss Finland 1997

Rodion Beletsky, Moscow, Soviet Union, TV writer

Seijin Ki, birthplace unspecified, producer of Rave Macbeth

Shawnee Smith, Orangeburg, South Carolina, actress

Simon Hawkins, birthplace unspecified, Kiwi unit manager

Teemu Selänne, Helsinki, Finland, hockey player

Yûko Nagashima, Osaka, Japan, animation voice talent

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Today’s Winner.

Is anyone with you?

Just Askin.

Honorable mention to today’s two phenomenally monikered porn stars, and to two titans of obscure arenas: the Broadway stage and the hockey rink.