born 9 July 1970

Dani Behr, London, England, talk show host

Darrin Fletcher, Salt Lake City, Utah, storyboard artist

Geoffrey Bennett Ulrich, Hartford, Connecticut, documentarian

Giuseppe Nardi, Rome, Italy, location manager

John Stuart Donaldson, birthplace unspecified, Danish Scotsman

Karen Partington, birthplace unspecified, American porn star

Kathy Cortez, The Bronx, New York, soap opera extra

Louis Giovannetti, birthplace unspecified, American extra

Masashi Yabe, Saitama, Japanese voice talent

Maureen Ross Neilson, birthplace unspecified, American extra

Shôko Nakahara, Kumamoto, Japan, actress

Timothy Levitch, New York, New York, tour guide

Tony Warren, Los Angeles, California, writer/director

Trent Green, Kirkwood, Missouri, NFL quarterback

I have never seen The Cruise, though my wife has often claimed I have. Today’s Winner gets the prize for having had a movie made about his life as a Manhattan open-top-deck tour bus sightseeing guide. Someday, I hope to actually see it.